Thursday, October 29, 2009

Fred Asparagus

"Is Fred Asparagus the only guy who is long and green and dances beautifully?"


Jill Johnston, "Holy Christometer" [The Village Voice, December 19, 1968]

Monday, October 12, 2009

An errant muse

"I would especially like to recourt the Muse of poetry, who ran off with the mailman four years ago, and drops me only a scribbled postcard from time to time."


John Updike

Friday, October 2, 2009

Princess Margaret and Lord Snowdon

Though a bit unorthodox, this comes from Wikipedia, :

"Snowdon did not read books and had no intellectual interests, but Margaret did; Snowdon therefore took to leaving lists between the pages for her to find, of 'things I hate about you.' According to biographers Sarah Bradford and Anne de Courcy, one note read: 'You look like a Jewish manicurist and I hate you.'"